saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

(Source: i-am-lord-of-asgard)

hyperscraps:

kittymudface:

uh-knee-ka:

conflictingheart:

THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD
It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food
These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3

and it looked like it nodded too :3 too cute!

It gets better— the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

OH

hyperscraps:

kittymudface:

uh-knee-ka:

conflictingheart:

THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD

It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food

These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3

and it looked like it nodded too :3 too cute!

It gets better— the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

OH

(Source: needsmoarcat)

Convo I just had with my dad

Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?

Me: uuuhhh....

Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately

Dad: anything at all?

Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads

Dad: Sure

Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?

Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.

Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us

Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.

Me: OMG DAD

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

(Source: versaceslut)

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

(Source: grindlebone)

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

extremehomestuckshipping:

But like imagine a story where a famous murderer who’s also a famous photographer gives out these cards and shoots photos of the people he’s going to kill and then like a month later he kills them but no one knows it’s him. Oh my.Someone do it.

extremehomestuckshipping:

But like imagine a story where a famous murderer who’s also a famous photographer gives out these cards and shoots photos of the people he’s going to kill and then like a month later he kills them but no one knows it’s him.
Oh my.
Someone do it.